What’s your number?

We’ve all been there, trying to hold together our split plastic bags and punching in our pin number, while the checkout girl self-consciously hides her eyes with her fat little fingers.

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The writing’s on the wall

Just in case Shadrak and Obendigo fancied getting it on after being turned on reading rude grafitti, some kind soul has penned a warning about oral sex.

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V for Vanilla

Remember, remember the gift you should send her, shampoos, potions and pots.

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Take a bow (tie)

Do you want to go along to the Oscars and wear big bow ties like those Aardman Animations fellas? Of course you do.

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Doesn't time fly

It seems like only yesterday when Richard the Lion Heart headed off to the Middle East for a war in the name of his god. How times change.

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Doing it by the book

New Line Cinema, the studio behind the Lord Of The Rings flicks (but let’s not hold that against them, ha-ha), has launched a nationwide casting search to find a young actress to play Lyra Belacqua in the forthcoming movie adaptation of  Philip Pullman’s bestselling novel The Golden Compass.

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Stranger and stranger dangers

Ever visit the Terrace in Plymouth, facing the sea just over the Hoe? Beautiful waves and sound of the sea, especially when it is stormy. Mind you, be careful if you go; there is an element of risk. Being washed away to the Atlantic, that is.

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