What Petey did next

We didn’t go and see Babyshambles at the Plymouth Pavilions last night. We stayed in and watched The Apprentice with Mrs PRSD instead. So sue us.
Luckily, the Evening Herald was there to catch all the junk-rock action. Here’s what they said, in a ‘nutshell’.
1. Pete and Co ambled on to the stage at around 10pm.
2. Guitarist Patrick Walden didn’t turn up for the show.
3. There was a muted response from the crowd.
4. Killamangiro was well received, but things were starting to fall apart.
5. There were embarrassing gaps inbetween the songs.
6. Pete lurched around the stage.
Phew, roggen roll, eh viewers?
On the other hand, here’s what we learned from last night’s The Apprentice.
1. Alan Sugar’s a cock.
2. Er, that’s it.

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