Hullo, and welcome to another look at the crazy world of David ‘Fitz’ Fitzgerald – the TSW philosopher turned Evening Herald scribe.
This week’s effort is pretty dull (wot no Ratboy?) but still a good column for fans of Rainman-like diatribes against political correctness gone maaaaaaad. Insania!
FEBRILE FITZ # 7
ONE BUNNYHOP: “I have only just got my mind round the fact that children under 11 years are going to have to have booster seats in cars. It’s going to cramp the style of some 11 year olds I know, especially in Liverpool. I wonder if Early Learning are going to bring in junior joy rider models?â€
TWO BUNNYHOPS: “These Post Office changes are confusing and what really worries me is their position on mail order brides. Are they now classified as packets or parcels? If you have ordered a particularly chunky one, will you have to pay more in postage?â€
Oh, Fitz, you are a one, but you really must try harder!
Bye children.
Posted by Thin White Duke
The last month has been dominated by the parliamentary debate about welfare reform, and it has been tempting to see this as – finally – a big and public debate about poverty.
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Febrile Fitz # 7
By PRSD, on Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Hullo, and welcome to another look at the crazy world of David ‘Fitz’ Fitzgerald – the TSW philosopher turned Evening Herald scribe.
This week’s effort is pretty dull (wot no Ratboy?) but still a good column for fans of Rainman-like diatribes against political correctness gone maaaaaaad. Insania!
FEBRILE FITZ # 7
ONE BUNNYHOP: “I have only just got my mind round the fact that children under 11 years are going to have to have booster seats in cars. It’s going to cramp the style of some 11 year olds I know, especially in Liverpool. I wonder if Early Learning are going to bring in junior joy rider models?â€
TWO BUNNYHOPS: “These Post Office changes are confusing and what really worries me is their position on mail order brides. Are they now classified as packets or parcels? If you have ordered a particularly chunky one, will you have to pay more in postage?â€
Oh, Fitz, you are a one, but you really must try harder!
Bye children.
Posted by Thin White Duke
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