Flicks maniac

What-ho, viewer. It’s sure been a busy coupla weeks over on your friendly neighbourhood D+CFilm. But don’t stamp your foot cos you missed it all -
we’ve hand-picked the best movie-type stories from round the region and listed them below.

1. June Sarpong: ‘a bit shit’ shocker

2. Shaun of the Dead: ‘not as shit as Hot Fuzz’ shocker

3. Fat teens ‘can’t hunt’ shocker

4. Gaddafi ‘asked opinion on Beckhams’ shocker

5. Boffin discusses ‘eruptions’ shocker

And that’s all the news fit to print. Vicky, take the pictures. Gotham’s greed.

Posted by Thin White Duke