Nick Griffin to appear on 'Who Do You Think You Are?'?

Devon blogger and New Statesman satirical poet Bill Posters (Bill Greenwell to his mum) thinks that Nick Griffin appeared on the wrong BBC programme last week.

In a post on his Bill Posters site, Bill suggests that the herky-smirky BNP slug (our words, not Bill’s) should’ve bypassed Question Time for Who Do You Think You Are?.

Bill says: ‘What I think would be really good would be if there was an edition of the genealogical programme in which Griffin was found to have a variety of strains in his ancestry (and it would be odd if he didn’t).

‘He talked about how the English, Irish, Scots and Welsh have lived here for 17,000 years, since “time immemorial” in fact. His education is a bit lacking.

‘Perhaps the Daily Mail will run some history lessons about the way we are essentially of European stock, and that many of us should be repatriated to Norway, Denmark, Germany and France.’

Hmm, don’t hold your breath, Bill. Any fool knows the Daily Mail has been ‘ethnically cleansed’ of British people and that Jan Moir is the last bastion of sanity at the rag.

So, what other BBC shows could Griffin appear on? Strictly Come Dancing springs to mind – he’d look spanky in a sparkly Spandex outfit and would deffo bond with Du Beke and Brucie.

He could star as king of the Slitheen in this year’s Doctor Who Christmas Special or perhaps he could have a bash at Hole in the Wall.

Thing is, though, his squiffy eye might see him missing the hole entirely and slamming into the wall. Again and again and again. No-one wants to see that, do they?

What TV show would you like to see Nick Griffin appear on? Your thoughts below, please.